Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
4/3/2026 6:50 PM
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25909
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11
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
Articles Written
CYS Forum Advice and EtiquetteA modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
CYS HOT TAKES - UD's Funeral Edition on 4/3/2026 6:45:43 PMAlmost feels like one is missing there, hmm.
I don't think most would disagree too terribly with most of these, meaning aside from the cupcake one they're pretty weak as hot takes.
The cupcake one though, lmfao. Did he think butter was the only way to add salt to the icing. What's wrong with...idk, salt?
UD is an n'wah.
I don't think most would disagree too terribly with most of these, meaning aside from the cupcake one they're pretty weak as hot takes.
The cupcake one though, lmfao. Did he think butter was the only way to add salt to the icing. What's wrong with...idk, salt?
UD is an n'wah.
Profile images on 4/3/2026 2:00:17 PM
I wonder whatever happened to AestheticLlama. She was like the early prototype of Avo. (Though popularly believed to be an FBI agent.)
Terrible very unclean feeling storygame on 4/3/2026 1:42:38 PM
The story was a bit odd. Decent overall
— Yummyfood on 4/17/2023 (5/8)
Aldreda: way better than anything written by SU, 5/8
Terrible very unclean feeling storygame on 4/3/2026 1:40:41 PM
Choice of Be Raped or Live a Sad, Cold, Lonely, Miserable Life on the Street, the game. (Maturity 5/8)
edit: the Power of the Mods means my 1/8 will make it nukeable, I'll leave it up a bit so others can enjoy however.
I'm pulling out of the prompt contest on 4/3/2026 12:06:50 PM
The OP has no presence on the site, so I think to most this was about the equivalent of Rooster introducing himself, doing nothing a few weeks, and then announcing he was going to be away awhile. It was like, "ok? Who are you again?"
It does get more attention than 50% of entrants just flaking on contests as usual, but not necessarily in a good way.
New NEW Daily Quotes Thread on 4/3/2026 10:17:24 AM
Chris was raped by a bear on a camping trip, and he died, and is now a ghost. He told you children not to read that post though and for some reason kids of this generation actually listen to such things.
This is a Civilized Place for Public Discussion on 4/3/2026 9:22:47 AM
To do so, he must first overcome Death Itself; too bad UD is an atheist, I think he'd have to text Jesus for this one.
Although, Shutting Up is such a powerful device in the ban evader's toolset, that is unfortunately not an area any of these kids are skilled at. I've always wished soft bans on posting or DMs were possible, but then that's the main reason the ones that get noticed in the first place are here.
Although, Shutting Up is such a powerful device in the ban evader's toolset, that is unfortunately not an area any of these kids are skilled at. I've always wished soft bans on posting or DMs were possible, but then that's the main reason the ones that get noticed in the first place are here.
This is a Civilized Place for Public Discussion on 4/3/2026 1:09:23 AM
Detecting a troubling amount of negativity from this post, I'll be forwarding your case to the Ministery to see if any adjustments are required.
This is a Civilized Place for Public Discussion on 4/3/2026 12:57:21 AM
End is the boss fight.
CYScraper: a CYS forum searching tool on 4/3/2026 12:50:11 AM
Chris made his first posts when he was 11, your situations are very different.
