Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
2/23/2026 2:20 PM
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11
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
Articles Written
A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
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Recent Posts
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 2:15:09 PMSounds like Manic Morgan and oraclemache would've been awesome to get into a thread together.
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 1:41:49 PM
Is postimages.org blocked in shithole countries?
I never knows what image host to use anymore, everything is blocked sonewhere.
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 1:37:15 PM
You're right, TCat may be more probable.
Just the same, I sure do hope at least one of those missiles goes a couple thousand miles off course and somehow hits Serbia instead.
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 1:14:25 PM
Starting to think somebody may be doing a bit, so maybe try to restrain your urge for high effort text walls.
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 12:58:24 PM
Thara is Endmaster's daughter. She only talks to noobs when she thinks they're extra retarded though so caution is advised.
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 12:51:56 PM
@Celicni
Is this your alt?
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 12:50:55 PM
Bro even Avo hasn't asked this one.
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 12:40:22 PM
Missile, btw, if you're still reading this, I clicked one of your links earlier and got some kind of cool new CYOA!
Which one do you recommend I try first? 🤔
Which one do you recommend I try first? 🤔
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 12:05:08 PM
You don't blame governments for a lot of things, we've noticed.
Wardens, lmao on 2/23/2026 11:40:12 AM
There's no way he's going to read all that.
@MissileSender Here, for you, maybe it's easiest just to think of it like this:
Trans people have a mental condition where they genuinely feel like they're trapped in the wrong body. They can't help it, and it can cause them severe anxiety and depression.
I know you're never going to be convinced to think of it as normal so think of it like this. Do you know anyone who suffers delusions, maybe an elderly relative? They really, truly believe what that believe, and you can't logic them out of it by arguing or being angry at them, that kind of thing can only cause additional distress. Wouldn't the best thing to do is just be nice and polite to that person, make them feel as comfortable as possible, and thank God you don't have the same problem?
If you ever encounter a trans person (I doubt you'll run into many people who express themselves that way in a country where the police will murder women for not perfectly following the dress code, but maybe if you're traveling or something) it takes very little effort for you to be courteous to another human.
