Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
2/16/2026 1:46 PM
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Storygame Count
11
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
Articles Written
A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
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A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
Wardens, lmao on 2/16/2026 9:12:58 AM@Morgan_R we could in theory look up somebody's registration email if it's important enough you've been pining away for years
Unless it's Kiel or something, lol
Chicken Huntin' on 2/16/2026 9:05:10 AM
I hope you've contacted Gazette reporters to cover these harrowing events. Godspeed to these brave first responders and especially the poor dogs.
It's so wild hearing about this all as it happens! These kinds of stories are exactly why I follow Jayden's mom on Facebook, but I usually don't find out about them until after the fact and only when there's no NDA for legal reasons.
Chicken Huntin' on 2/16/2026 1:53:06 AM
I have received the recipe, thank you!
However in more worrying news, your mother reports that the hamster (his name is Blinky) might not survive. He was extracted from Rooster's mom with great difficulty, but after more than 48 hours wedged so far up there, Blinky is now in the vet's office in critical condition.
In lieu of thoughts and prayers, please write a review or something. I'll keep you guys updated as the situation develops.
Wardens, lmao on 2/16/2026 12:41:25 AM
All the kids are woke now and we only have a single token Nazi who is free for anyone to abuse, you might as well more officially continue to not write anything for the glory of the Wardens.
Chicken Huntin' on 2/16/2026 12:32:45 AM
Not a good representation, this dog looks nothing like Jayden's mom, OR like his dad (a 9lb burrito from Taco Bell).
Chicken Huntin' on 2/16/2026 12:14:59 AM
Fuck, okay, you get ONE comm for funny, but that's only because I suddenly realized I watched Sent drawing Jayden's mom last night, and Rooster is now in the Sherbet family tree.
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 2/16/2026 12:12:54 AM
I'm not prepared for that level of commitment, let's call it three seconds if you're lucky.
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 2/15/2026 11:06:34 PM
I guess I'll do it, I need better motivation than just Derp again to finish mine.
Chicken Huntin' on 2/15/2026 10:55:37 PM
To be completely fair to Jayden, I think we need to remember that he is autistic. I've never met him personally the way you guys have, but his mom from what I've heard just has a very difficult time explaining to him why he shouldn't perform sex acts on his brother in the Wendy's parking lot. The difference between what they do (blood relations, no money exchanged), and what she does (strangers, a Biggie Bag and half a cigarette) may be obvious to us, but not everyone processes information the same way.
Chicken Huntin' on 2/15/2026 10:06:23 PM
Wait, you're Alfonso the Pimp? Man, I've been trying for years to get your mom's recipe for julekake, tell her to give me a call!
