Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
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5/5/2011
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4/6/2026 8:50 PM
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You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
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unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
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Recent Posts
Flight Rising on 4/6/2026 8:40:41 PMI think the grind from 24 to 25 is longer than all the rest put together.
[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe on 4/6/2026 8:31:36 PM
Well that's convenient for you. You can remember a grudge over being misrepresented as to the exact kind of animal you like to rape for 11 years, but not your password?
Why don't you ask Claude to figure it out?
[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe on 4/6/2026 8:28:05 PM
I mean, you don't see Will anywhere around here do you? I don't know if he ever has had to deal with an alt spammer himself, it's more of a philosophical issue for him.
[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe on 4/6/2026 8:17:23 PM
Actually, you know what? Let me make it even easier for you. I've unbanned the original Ryder account. If it's really yours, climb on inside, fuckboy, your old fursuit is waiting on you still as lubed up and greasy as ever.
[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe on 4/6/2026 8:13:30 PM
Right right, because it's nothing like the much more positive impression you're giving right now.
[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe on 4/6/2026 8:12:32 PM
Chris managed to save a screenshot, but yes please, can we slow down a little with the outright deletions? I'm only partially paying attention to this and I keep missing the really wacky stuff.
If he's so eager to prove himself as Ryder, I still don't get why he hasn't answered any of my very simple questions though. And like Cyclonis pointed out hasn't explained WHAT he's getting revenge for or on who, of the handful still around since 2015. (Who let's be real, are all in the discord anyway and barely look at the site.)
[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe on 4/6/2026 7:55:12 PM
Yeah I don't get it either. And here I thought Ryder liked older men. Like really, really liked them. (the way Fluxion likes Tom of Finland.)
Flight Rising on 4/6/2026 7:20:07 PM
It takes fucking forever to get a dragon up to level 25. Kind of worked out that we've had the hard R slur hanging around today though so I could excuse not locking in to write with "defending the site from credible threats" or whatever, and also some dressup bimbos. (We should ask for another extension, just for mods, End has the Fasionable Draggots channel muted and doesn't know what's really been going on. )
[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe on 4/6/2026 7:14:38 PM
Lots of new posts, still no answers.
[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe on 4/6/2026 7:01:43 PM
Well that's all right for noobs, but wait till you're in the pro leagues like me. I was banned 40 times last month and I'm still here with my original account and everything.

